May 93 min readMemoir of a Memoir: Cringe WritingHow's writing my memoir going, you ask? Well, I can sum everything up in one word: Oofa! It's a lot of cringe mixed with proper punctuation.
Dec 1, 20233 min readNaNoWriMo 2023: Week Four21,140 is a respectable total of words written. Truth be told, it's the biggest amount created on digital parchment in a while.
Nov 25, 20231 min readNaNoWriMo 2023: Week ThreeA total of 15,046 words, which is a significant jump. I'd like to thank the typing class I took in my sophomore year of high school.
Nov 16, 20232 min readNaNoWriMo 2023: Week Two8,164 words. I should be at 25,000 in the challenge. The thing is, I have to take the kids to school, ensure I smell okay.
Nov 9, 20232 min readNaNoWriMo 2023: Week OneOver five thousand words were written in the first week of NaNoWriMo 2023. Although it should be 11,700 words, I'm not worried.
Nov 1, 20233 min readOctober 2023 Progress ReportOkay, let's go. There are NaNos to prepare and WriMos to write. Precious creative time is seeping into the ether of nothingness.
Oct 4, 20234 min readSeptember 2023 Progress ReportMy September 2023 was a godsend and Satan's little twist of the knife. While I can work in my "Sesame Street" underwear, it's a bit lonely.
Sep 13, 20233 min readAugust 2023 Progress ReportAugust was a time of evaluation. Webster's defines the word as ... Oh, look it up yourself!
Aug 2, 20233 min readJuly 2023 Progress ReportHectic schedules plus hot weather made July 2023 a meh month for progress at Wooden Pants Creations.
Jul 5, 20234 min readJune 2023 Progress ReportI spent much of my adult life straightening the curves of my metaphoric roads. I wanted a clean patch of figurative blacktop.
Jun 4, 20233 min readMay 2023 Progress ReportPeople slam me against the wall, point a gnarly finger in my face, and fiercely ask why I keep my list in a ... shudder ... paper notebook.