How's writing my memoir going, you ask? Well, I can sum everything up in one word: Oofa! It's a lot of cringe mixed with proper punctuation.

21,140 is a respectable total of words written. Truth be told, it's the biggest amount created on digital parchment in a while.

A total of 15,046 words, which is a significant jump. I'd like to thank the typing class I took in my sophomore year of high school.

8,164 words. I should be at 25,000 in the challenge. The thing is, I have to take the kids to school, ensure I smell okay.

Over five thousand words were written in the first week of NaNoWriMo 2023. Although it should be 11,700 words, I'm not worried.

Okay, let's go. There are NaNos to prepare and WriMos to write. Precious creative time is seeping into the ether of nothingness.

My September 2023 was a godsend and Satan's little twist of the knife. While I can work in my "Sesame Street" underwear, it's a bit lonely.

August was a time of evaluation. Webster's defines the word as ... Oh, look it up yourself!

Hectic schedules plus hot weather made July 2023 a meh month for progress at Wooden Pants Creations.

I spent much of my adult life straightening the curves of my metaphoric roads. I wanted a clean patch of figurative blacktop.

People slam me against the wall, point a gnarly finger in my face, and fiercely ask why I keep my list in a ... shudder ... paper notebook.